mydogsnokes:

hedgehowg:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

(via poetic)

pornopuffgirls:

if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your cum up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child

(via poetic)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(via feat)